WE IN THIS B!+CH
WE IN THIS B!+CH
We did it! We moved! We’re in a store that you can physically walk into, grab a part and bring it to the counter, give us money, then walk the hell out and be on your merry way. Or you can walk in, say what’s up then go park your ass on the shockingly comfortable couches and kick it and watch some TV. This can be your chill spot. This can be your lounge. This can be your escape from the minutia of life that grates against the inside of your mind causing you to say why, why, why do you do the things you do to me universe?
You can find us at 1825 NE Loop 286 Paris Tx 75460. It’s pretty easy to find due to the violently bright orange truck parked out front. Our in stock inventory is still growing as we insert our finger into the public’s wants and needs from your local truck, Jeep and SUV accessories store. We want to know what you want. We want to know what you need. We want to know what grabs your attention as your visage darkens our door. Are we located next to a trailer park? Maybe, distance is objective. Are we going to put a wall up to block off that eyesore. Yes, in fact we are. Do we have a mud bog for a parking lot at the moment? Also maybe, texture is objective too. Are we going to get a real life parking lot? You bet your ass we are, then we will be able to host some shenanigans for your participating pleasure. Then you can have your picture taken with the sweet orange truck. You can even have your picture taken with the eighth wonder of the world, Blake’s giant ass head.
The future is bright for Off-Road King, and we want you to be a part of it. Without you, dear end user/consumer/enthusiast/bon vivant, we have no one to sell and install all of our sweet sweet truck, Jeep and SUV paraphernalia for. So come by, stop on in, peruse our off-road loot and please feel free to make suggestions as to what you would like to see up in this joint. I mean, we have a big ass 5′ tall folding chair so we’re kinda open to anything. We’re willing to experiment so let’s get weird. Hope to see you soon. K love you bye.
