Heads Up, We’re Moving!
Heads Up, We’re Moving!
Hola! Bonjour! Guten tag! Hello! Just wanted to pass on a bit of info to the general public about some happenings at Off-Road King. Blake’s head shrinking surgery is scheduled so we’ll finally get that issue taken care of. Also, we’re moving to a new spot! We have been housed at the Paris Chevrolet (where your Chevy dreams come true) dealership since our inception last summer but the time has come for us to leave the nest. It has been awesome being brought into the fold and accepted and encouraged from every individual here and now it’s time to get out of their way and give them their spot at the parts counter back. I’m taking the Mac though. We don’t have an exact departure/move in date yet but that day is fast approaching.
Our new location will be 1825 NE Loop 286 Paris Tx, there’s a billboard out front so you can’t miss it. We have been doing a bit of freshening up in there to bring it to the standard that our patrons deserve, including but not limited to…painting. And some other stuff. Still kind of a work in progress but the outcome will be Off-Road King being able to provide you with a fully functioning whole ass truck accessory store. Need a winch? We’ll have some! Need a light bar? Take your pick bromontana. How about some floorliners you forgot to order for Mother’s Day? Off-Road King has your back. Do you just need some place to kick it for a minute and maybe throw some bags on our sweet ass cornhole boards? Come on with it!
We are going to use our customer feedback to help us better understand what you want in a truck accessory store so your input is alway welcome. And if you come by and need something we don’t have at the moment, rest assured we can get our hands on it in a hurry. We are committed to providing you with truck stuff, big and small. We’re working on accumulating inventory and display items you can physically touch and feel instead of looking at a screen or a magazine like some caveman, not that there’s anything wrong with that but come on, we live in the future now.
Our last day at the Chevy house will be one of sadness. I have become very popular and everyone really likes me. I will be dearly missed and fondly thought of. Folks will look back at all of the inappropriate things I’ve said and chuckle softly to themselves and wonder how I’ve kept a job this long. I will miss the coffee and donuts and K2 squawking at Jwan. This won’t be a goodbye, only an I’ll see you later. Friends have been made and so have memories. I’ll miss you most of all Scarecrow.